Tuesday, 3 August 2010

The Kiwi Adventure Begins

The Kiwi Adventure Begins

Early morning start; how I love those 4.30 am alarms. Ciara awakes with a smile and as much excitement as a toddler on their first true Christmas; Caitlin more like a vampire, ‘Turn off the light it burns.’

A short ride to the airport and some good British humour gets us safely through border control, no easy process in these Antipodean countries where any traveller is viewed as a potential illegal immigrant and your pockets, potential sources of orange peel or apple core; death con eight on their biohazard scale.

Melbourne international departure lounge is somewhat small and the choice of eating outlets limited; no Dunkin Donuts to keep the kids satisfied; no large quantities of wholesome healthy Bircher muesli to keep my health conscious tendencies at bay still at least the aroma of properly roasted coffee beans true Melbournian style rouses me from my lingering languor or could it be the alarms drilling into my ears: those devices they seem to hand out these days to let customers know their drinks are ready. Gone are the days of quietly waiting on one side or god forbid someone delivering paid chattels to your table.

I still seem to have an odd ache in my left butt cheek whose exact point of greatest discomfort I still can’t pinpoint and whose cause remains a mystery even as I write this. ‘Please don’t let it be old age’ I complain to Grant; not the first time these thoughts come into my head during our break.

The flight into Queenstown is stunning. As soon as we cross New Zealand’s coast I see snow laden mountains peaks whose cliffs run down to the sea, I’ve never seen anything the same. I quickly understand why NZ is called ‘The Island of The Long white cloud’. I assume it is something to do with the sheer quantity of mountain ranges and valleys which trap the water and create these eerie extended rolls of whiteness which hang like puppets on strings and so enthral me time and time again.

We land safely in Queenstown, a process I would not like to repeat at night and in fact no one does as Grant advises me that night flights are way too difficult to navigate through the mountains. The town itself wedges into the base of these monsters but its edges are calmed by the immense Lake Wakatipu.

The town is bustling but in a laid back relaxing way; there are a lot of people, cars and shops but no one seems in a great hurry. We are soon on the road to Lake Wanaka, a name that must be pronounced with care although I am advised that Maoris have a lot of fun with the wavering their nomenclature causes.

The curving road we traverse leaves me queasy and eventually I resort to driving only realising as I take the wheel that I have never driven an automatic before. I still enjoy all the alpine scenery; there is little traffic on the road and I really don’t think I could get bored of these crushed velvet green and brown mountain sides. I have seen so little of this type of terrain since coming to Oz. As we arrive in Lake Wanaka I can see the ski range mountains lift up in the distance and a sense of excitement begins to hum inside: I have not skied for two and a half years and have missed it. Everything today has seemed magical even the cows whose deep russet hides positively glow, seem unreal. I can’t wait for tomorrow.

Monday, 14 June 2010

Mud - not so glorious mud

82 days to go and I suddenly realise watching some UK show that I haven't seen/interacted with mud (I mean properly gloopy mud) for over 16 months. Not so great for bikes and not something I'm looking forward to.

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

On going farewell musings

Through judicious bargaining I've now broken the magic 100 and have 99 days left before we go - having been here for 569 days.

I think I'm going to miss the Footie. I can't explain it: I don't like soccer, if you can call 36 players on a pitch 30% bigger than a soccer pitch running frantically for 3 hours beating the pulp out of each other the same as soccer. Somehow though it gets under the skin. Yes you have no choice - its a religion in a city of 4 million and everyone from 6 to 90 year olds follows it with a fervent passion, but its a bit more.

The athleticism of running non stop for 3 hours (OK 30 mins at half time to stretch out) and being able to do sub 10 sec 100m sprints appeals to the cyclist. The brutality appeals to the animal in everyone, but its hard to say.

I look forward to visiting Earl's Court to get a decent brunch and coffee and minority sports on Sky on my return.

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Up Up and Away

Cycling up in the Dandenongs. At only a 40 minute drive from the heart of Melbourne the landscape is beautiful and feels like a million miles from anywhere. At 7am in the morning it was a bit nippy though!

The solidarity at this time on a Sunday is great though with the mountain taken over by the cyclists - hundreds and hundreds of $15,000 bike people (myself excluded) crawling over the 4 major roads that make up the crucifix, and the hundreds of minor roads weaving through the fern and mountain gum forests.

Special mention to "Terry's Avenue". 600m at 20%+ , a little flat and then 1.3km at 13% - I mean WHO makes a road like this!? You sit back to get traction over the rear wheel and the front wheel starts lifting: you lean forward to get weight over the front and the rear starts spinning with lack of grip. The lifespan for a clutch on cars up here must be measured in hundreds of miles.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

137 days to go

Ages, but I'm trying to get my head around the pros and cons of going. I'll leave you to guess which is which:

Bacon Sandwiches
Decent beer
Well travelled stella (it doesn't travel well)
Bacon
God the traffic jams
Coffee! - you're having me on
You've know idea how great it is to have a butcher and a fishmonger - remember them
Insipid 3 week old defrosted fish at Tesco's
The weather
The pot holes
Sitting in a traffic jam for 2 hours going nowhere
Bacon sandwiches
Skiing in Europe - sorry but Aussie skiing is like Scotland (sorry home!)
Decent steak - some of the best raw materials in Europe but somehow Tesco has homogenised it by the time it gets to the shelf
Learning to moan about everything again (should be easy for a Scot)
Public transport
Living in the boondocks - Although it doesn't feel like living in a city I think a lot of Melbourne's pluses are that you're actually living in a big city - although it doesn't feel like it
Ability to fly for 1 hour and be in a very different culture. Melbournians might argue that there is NO culture in North QLD, but I can fly over 3 hours here and be in the same country.
Sunday brunch


Monday, 3 May 2010

The long wind down

I'm going to beat Sharon to this one, and with no more planned holidays, a big go live over the next few months, and as of today confirmation that we're leaving at end of September I see the blog becoming steadily more introspective.

Return to the UK was always a concept somewhere in the distance, an idea of something that we'd return to but never really had to engage with the hard facts. We've been living in some limbo land where its been nice/strange/exotic (and bloody stressful) here. We've joked/debated/rolled around the idea of staying but knowing it was never really happening, but also never really having to think about leaving. It's still 4 months away, but all that has now changed with me confirming the secondment conclusion in September.

Its good to have a focus and certainty, but I feel a sense of having to shake myself out of the dream and focus on home.

I can see myself sitting in a cafe in 4 months time, drinking shitty coffee, watching rain lashing against the window, wondering who on earth voted for David Cameron, and thinking that Melbourne was all a passing dream.

Grampians - Last Day

Having had a taste for a little more walking after the Hollow Mountains (a certain 11 and 9 year old may dispute this view of history) we spent the morning of the last day climbing from the wonderland car park up to "The Pinnacle".

Although not quite as extreme as Hollow Mountain this was a fairly stiff uphill slog through some great rock scenery, essentially consisting of climbing through ever narrowing gorges: The Grand Canyon, followed by Silent Street. You could find a bit of scrambling if you wanted (which Caitlin certainly did - was she secretly jealous of Ciara's broken leg from last year), but the standard Aussie fare of stone cut steps and railings were provided. I've got mixed views on these, it allows the runner (trainer) clad brigade with shopping bag of lollies (sweets) to get into the hills, but it does sanitise the experience a little, and the reduced effort to get somewhere tinges the final reward. Having said all that the views from the top were great.

The afternoon we drove through the Southern Grampian's to Dunkeld before heading on the 3 hour dive to Melbourne. By the names you'd be forgiven for thinking we were in Scotland, and certainly the farmland views with a backdrop of towering hills reminded me of, well the Grampian's, and both adults felt a little homesick.

In summary the Grampian's were really enjoyable, and by Aussie travelling distance standards, very accessible from Melbourne.